From: James Floyd [mailto:jfloyd@airnet.net] Sent: Friday, February 05, 1999 9:20 AM Subject: Two Charlies, Shakespeare and Judge Jones This missive is not about abortion, neither was this so-called trial: PORTLAND, Oregon (CNN) -- A federal jury decided Tuesday that a controversial Web site and "wanted" posters amounted to death threats against doctors who perform abortions. More than a dozen defendants were ordered to pay damages of more than $100 million. [U.S. District Judge Robert E. Jones presiding] It was, in fact, yet another attack upon what little remains of our Constitution and our once cherished rights of freespeech and expression. Also, everything about this loony-tunes litigation, from the imbecility of Jones to the jury's obvious propensity for life in the twilight-zone, speaks volumes about a system of justice (?) which will continue to float about in the toilet bowl until we gain the courage to flush it down. Judges are lawyers, judges are lawyers whom other lawyers push-off on voters for election, judges are lawyers with low-income practices because the smart, high-income, successful lawyers don't want the damn job, so, from Cullman, Alabama to Portland, Oregon we get judges who were not intelligent enough to build a profitable firm yet process acumen sufficient for finding the court house, manipulating equally inept juries and pleasing those who determine their (the judge's) chances at getting that all important retirement check. And federal judges, who are appointed for life rather than elected, (read political pay-back) fare no better - the system insures that we are judged by the village idiots of the legal community. Next, when these judges go completely bananas, when their rulings and conduct in court are so blatantly, painfully unjust that an appeals clerk rules that they must reverse themselves, well, there is no punishment. Nobody takes these buffoons outside, puts their heads in stocks, pulls-up their stupid robes and whips their silly butts. There are no recriminations for the judicially insane. May God damn these dishonorable courts! Two Charlies One of the defendants in this case, Charlie Wysong and his brother Harvey, visited here a few weeks ago and I found them to be anything but irrational radicals, or terroristic, or immoderate, or a threat to anyone. Nor could a reasonable person adjudge them as violent or promoters of violence. Nor were they deranged - I'm deranged, hell! I know deranged! We talked about the other Charlie, ex-Congressman now Senator Charlie Schumer. This Khazar mamzer has for years been the point man in an overt, Bolshevik attack against our treasured precepts of freedom and justice. The twisted, alien wording of the bills signed by him and his co-Khazar faggot buddy, Barney Frank, condemn them both. You be the judge, America. Some of the following became part of HR 1710, all are authentic and represent an infestation tantamount to giving blind Lady Justice a seaport disease. Schumer called me and others "Fax terrorist" and devised a law which would make it illegal to say bad things to or about him; "unlawful to intimidate or coerce or appear to intend to influence an official to achieve political or social goals." (letters, words?) Then came his ideas of 'ex parte' trials (one side only, one-sided evidence) and 'in camera' (trials in secret) Then he advanced the totally foreign concept of arrest if one, "appeared to intend to commit a crime." This law, he reasoned, would put an early end to a multitude of undesirable contrarians. Now comes the Schumeric insanity that insinuated this beastly little piece of Khazar crap into the Portland courtroom: "INTENTIONAL ADVOCACY" This charge of 'intentional advocacy' involves saying things or showing pictures, or otherwise conveying thoughts that may or may not be acted upon by the "deranged" or feeble-minded, wherein the advocate of an idea becomes as guilty as the perpetrator of a crime. An inspiring sermon, a belligerent sentence from a book or maybe even a wink and a grin becomes irrefutable proof of complicity in murder or other crimes. Well! Well! Well now! Perhaps, it is time for this ole terrorist- in-waiting to confess, to fess-up and rat-on those who implanted such horrid, bellicose ideas in me head. A total list would be unmanageable, so after much soul-searching I have decided that the paramount villain whose inspirations propelled me into a life of thought-crimes was non-other than William Shakespeare -- the evidence speaks for its self; Cade: (paraphrased) Be brave Jim, for your captain is brave and vows reformation. We gonna cut the price of bread down to near nothing. Ye gonna eat out of big pots and drink only king-sized beers. Ye horse will eat royal grass on the cheap... When I am King... Dick "THE FIRST THING WE DO, LET'S KILL ALL THE LAWYERS!" All: God save your majesty. from King Henry VI, part 2 My good Lord God in heaven!, save me judge Jones from these unreasonable influences. Let's get Mo Dees to file a multi-million dollar law suit against all the Shakespearean Theaters, take their properties and ruin them. Get Schumer to appoint a committee and special prosecutor and fund a study by some Ivy League college (Shakespeare and red-neck crime?). Give the FBI/BATF authority to kick-down doors and search and seize. We could even hire the ADL to compile a list of hold-outs and give the JDL razor blades with which to cut offensive pages from library books and deal with stubborn librarians. Save me judge, save me from meself. Stop me before I think again! Jim Floyd.
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