.September 11, 2003 To: Special Agent Starkey
Federal Bureau of Investigation
2306 South Range Line Road
Joplin, Missouri 64803
(417) 624-6545Re: Voluntary statement requesting civil rights violations inquiry.
I, Martin ‘Mad-Dog’ Lindstedt, born Dec. 25, 1957, come now at this office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation to make a voluntary statement to an officer of the FBI in hopes that the Justice Department will make further investigation of this matter. I am under no compulsion to make this statement, in fact it was myself who made this appointment. I consider myself an enemy of the federal, state, Newton County and City of Granby regimes and have waged political and religious warfare on them in the past and intend to do so some more in the future. However, it is the duty of the federal government to pick up after its own trash and I intend to give this agency of the federal government the opportunity to do so. I have been informed that the Special Agents act as screeners for most of these complaints and that there is most certainly no guarantee that anything shall be done about this complaint, i.e., that the Justice Department will pursue criminal litigation against the City of Granby, their police department or municipal court. I am strict about doing things according to law, even though it be petitioning Caesar using Caesar’s ‘law’ against Caesar’s minions. Hence this statement, which I certify to be true and correct.
1. On Tuesday, September 9, 2003 at 7:00 p.m., I made an appointment to speak before the Granby City Council and was on the agenda (included) to discuss, among other things, that they were running an illegal municipal court, but also to complain about misconduct of a Granby police officer named Derrik Keller for threatening to falsely arrest Petitioner under color of a trespassing statute which he had misquoted. Upon learning that no owner was going to press trespassing charges, this police officer fled the scene without leaving a summons. The second item was an inquiry as to why there had not been a special election for the office of municipal judge given that the winner (I had come in second place behind the incumbent for the fourth time since 1995) of the April election had been shipped off to Iraq with the 203rd Engineer Battalion of the Missouri National Guard in May. I had observed on the second Wednesday of July, 2003 the lawyer appointed(?) to be the new municipal court judge named Anne Wells, and she was both dominated by the city attorney acting as a prosecutor and incompetent in matters of law and tryer of fact. She simply reamed all of the poor ignorant half-dazed and partially criminal human herd animals rounded up by the Granby police.
At the City Council meeting, Granby Police Chief Bushears abruptly, but probably acting in conjunction with co-conspirators on the Granby City Council, perjurously declared that I had uttered obscenities and that I had thus violated municipal ordinances and was disturbing the peace. Petitioner denied that he had uttered any obscenities, though that was irrelevant because of how the Granby police and city council were violating Petitioner’s First Amendment rights to petition the Granby regime for a redress of grievances. I was quite sure that I had done no such thing and challenged this police chief to specify where and what I had said that was profane or obscene. This police chief refused to specify any such thing, but rather shouted and insisted that I would be made to leave in his company, insinuating that I would be arrested. I asked the city council if the behavior of their police department had their approval. All four of them said that it did. I asked the mayor if he was all right with this and he said that he supported the city council. I was surrounded by four armed policemen -- Chief of Police Bushears, Kevin Stevenson (whom I made a complaint about before), Derrik Keller, who I was complaining about, and another policeman I did not know. Their body language told me that they would like nothing better than to murder me under color of law. Under threat of assault and frightened by the prospect of false arrest and loss of videotaped evidence, and because it was obvious that I would accomplish nothing that night except to be arrested and assaulted like happened on August 9, 1994 and July 24, 1997, I was forced to leave the City Hall.
I have filed no less than three federal civil rights lawsuits against the City of Granby, which has a criminal history for assaulting and falsely arresting Petitioner. Some papers that I have filed or published over the years have been included. I include a paper entitled "What I Did This Summer" published as part of Issue #7 of The Southwestern Missouri Libertarian, a political paper newsletter I used to publish back then. I include a letter mailed to the Newton County Prosecutor Greg Bridges and Sheriff Ron Doerge dated July 29, 1997 in which I asked that they allow me to press criminal charges for my being falsely arrested and beaten while handcuffed on July 24, 1997 by Granby Chief of Police George Chandler. To show that I have some sense, I include a letter to the Granby City Council dated August 11, 1997, saying that I was not going to attend a city council meeting on which I was on the agenda because I saw no point in being arrested and assaulted and perhaps killed by their police chief. Chandler, a mestizo-bandito, assaulted other people but his time as police chief ended when he assaulted the head of the Police Board’s first cousin and his son at their home. Chandler and his police deputy, named Trevor Keller, borrowed surveillance equipment from the Missouri Highway Patrol and used it to spy on the Police Board and got caught and arrested for felony wiretapping in September 1997. Keller ratted on Chandler and Chandler was indicted for a Class-D felony. He ran off to Kansas and was maybe brought back and tried when he tried to apply as a police officer. In no case was I ever allowed to file criminal charges against Chandler for police brutality.
I include an application for return of bail money in the case of Granby police officer and sometime chief Joshua Beck arresting me for ‘obstructing government operations’ on August 10, 1998. Beck was mad that I didn’t have any identification on me riding as a passenger in a friend’s truck and when he asked me for a SSAN, I said that I didn’t claim a ‘Mark of the Beast.’ When the fool insisted that "everyone had a Social Security number" I called him an idiot and pointed out that I didn’t claim one, so he arrested me. I got the bail money I borrowed back, and I filed a joinder of parties on an already present federal lawsuit on August 3, 1998. Beck was charged by a grand jury with forcing underage girls to get drunk and have sex with him, and it is rumored that the Granby City Council told Beck about the sealed indictment and let Beck ‘resign’ and flee to Washington State, where he was dragged back and given six months probation.
I’ve sued the City of Granby three times out of my six total federal lawsuits so far. If you will listen to the video-recording provided on CD-ROM, you will hear one city councilwoman and perhaps the Granby police making much of the fact that they haven’t been sued since 1999 and that I lost every case. Not that it mattered because I knew in the first place I wouldn’t get any justice except through procedure -- federal lawsuits cost thousands of dollars and I had plenty of time on my hands and a ‘trial and error’ learning of the law.
Listening to the CD-ROM video-recording exhibit, I think that it can be seen that my First Amendment rights to complain about the misconduct of the Granby City Police and Councilmen were violated under color of law and deliberate lies. This is really an open-and-shut case for Justice Department prosecution of corruption, even though I am not a protected minority. The first four minutes and thirty seconds were spent on preliminary business. The next four and a half minutes, until nine minutes and three seconds, I was allowed somewhat to proceed before being falsely accused under pretext by Chief Beshears, and that the next three minutes until twelve minutes and eighteen seconds were spent in being harassed by the police and not allowed to speak by the city council. The video-recording, like the Rodney King video, speaks for itself. There is a gap at the end when I unplugged and plugged and unplugged the old VHS videocassette recorder. The date reads Sept. 9, at 6:01 a.m. instead of Sept. 9 at 7:01 p.m. because this VHS camera was purchased in 1996 to record my first grandchild and the instructions have been lost on how to program the timer.
2. An item that I didn’t know about on Wednesday morning at 9:45 a.m. when I made the appointment to speak with you at 9:30 a.m. on Thursday, Sept. 11, 2003, was that Missouri Revised Statutes (RSMo) § 479.230 made the present municipal court operation illegal because of a deliberate failure to hold a special election for municipal court judge from amongst the residents of Granby. Since I was the only candidate other than the incumbent, and because I have made a point over four elections the past eight years that if elected, I would refuse to prostitute the law in order to cheat and oppress the poor and weak for fine money. I have never found a police officer to be anything other than a liar, a thief, a coward, a bully, a thug, and a congenital criminal in my dealings with them my entire life. If as a judge I were to catch any police officer lying then I would finish their career. I have made no secret of my judicial temperament. I have also never been elected, but that would change if I were to be the only candidate in a lawful special election held now that the incumbent is absent, trying to survive as part of the Zionist Occupation Forces in Iraq. Perhaps, if he survives the depleted uranium and Gulf War II Syndrome or raghead RPGs, improvised munitions, or suicide bombers, he will come back like Timothy McVeigh and I can run for mayor of Granby instead.
Below are relevant sections from my Rule 84.20 Letter to the Court:
[ 1. This attorney lacks jurisdiction to try cases as both she and this municipality are in violation of Missouri Revised Statutes (RSMo) § 479.230. Municipal Courts and Traffic Courts, Section 479.230, Absence of judge, procedure. 479.230.At 5:45 p.m. I met my first ex-son-in-law, Shawn Deines, in front of City Hall used as a municipal court. He had been charged with trespassing by his ex-wife, my stepdaughter, back in 1999, and I couldn’t get the police to serve a bench warrant back then. But he had gone to the Newton County Sheriff’s office to complain about his landlady and her friend beating him up and he was jailed on the basis of that four year old warrant for four days.1. If a municipal judge be absent, sick or disqualified from acting, the mayor or chairman of the board of trustees may request the presiding judge of the circuit court to designate a special municipal judge as provided in subsection 2 of this section or the mayor or chairman may designate some competent, eligible person to act as municipal judge until such absence or disqualification shall cease; provided, however, that should a vacancy occur in the office of an elected municipal judge more than six months before a general municipal election, then a special election shall be held to fill such vacancy; and in case of vacancy in the office of an elected municipal judge within less than six months of a general municipal election, the office may be filled by a competent, eligible person designated by the mayor or chairman of the board of trustees or as provided in subsection 2 of this section.
2. The presiding judge of the circuit court may appoint any other municipal judge within the circuit to act as a special municipal judge for a municipal judge of the circuit who is absent, sick or disqualified from acting. The presiding judge shall act only upon request of the mayor or chairman of the board of trustees for a special municipal judge.
http://www.moga.state.mo.us/statutes/C400-499/4790230.HTMUnder a reading of this statute, the present appointee, Attorney Anne Wells, has no jurisdiction to act as a municipal judge. The next general municipal election is held in April, which is seven months away. Therefore, lacking jurisdiction, any cases heard tonight would be null and void. This Petitioner has seen Anne Wells presiding over municipal court on the second Wednesday of July, 2003, and these cases should be rendered null and void as well.
Petitioner finished second in this April’s municipal election to the absent municipal judge, Steve White, presently serving in the Zionist Occupation Forces in Iraq. It was understood that it was quite likely that the 203rd Engineering Battalion of the Missouri National Guard would be called up for a second Iraqi war, yet Mr. White chose to run as a candidate for municipal judge. Petitioner knew that something like this was going to happen, and that the Newton County District Court system was corrupt enough to willfully disobey the law but hoped that no one would catch them.
Therefore, this is an illegal court. Any decisions reached by this court are subject to litigation for illegal activity by those who were victimized by this illegal court. Petitioner also has standing to file criminal and civil complaints because of a deliberate willful failure to hold the mandated election for municipal judge and in which Petitioner has often been a candidate for municipal judge.
Petitioner asks that this court restrain itself from further illegal activities by dismissing any and all charges pending against any violations of municipal ordinances. Petitioner would also inform the attorney running this illegal court that she is already required by Revised Missouri Statutes § 479.170 to disqualify herself for any violations of state law.
[End of relevant section]
At 5:58 p.m. I walked in and went to deliver my letter to the municipal court clerk as provided for by Missouri Rules of Court Rule 84.20, when the female attorney Anne Wells made me step away from the clerk for a phone call. When she got done, she told me that I had to leave. I said that I had a letter to file showing that she was running an illegal court and that she had no jurisdiction to try cases according to Revised Statute of Missouri 479.230. According to law she should read my letter to see whether or not she had jurisdiction. She said that I could file the letter and have it marked as filed before her court, but then I had to leave. I reminded her that according to Missouri Rules of Court, that all courts are open to the public and that I was a member of the public allowed to stay. She said that I was not to be allowed to stay. I asked her why and she said, "Because it is my court and I can do anything that I want to in my court." I said that I appreciated the nature of the sweeping lawlessness inherent in her statement. Taking a different tack, I asked if I could stay if I were quiet and didn’t disturb the nature of her goings on in her court, even though it was illegal because of no free election for the position. She said that I wouldn’t be allowed to stay regardless. I brought up that my son-in-law was present because he had to attend and that if not allowed his Constitutional right to assistance of my council that it would be like letting a lamb amongst the ravening mangy dogs. She said that I had to leave anyway. So I headed towards the door. I heard catcalls from the whigger trash that hated me and a few hand-claps from a few people who knew me and liked me anyways. I then stepped back to the back row to get my drink and give Shawn some pointers. Anne Wells screetched, "Mr. Lindstedt, you have to leave!!!" I craned my head past the fat policeman following me and said, "I left my cold drink and I have to give my ex-son-in-law some pointers." I quickly told Shawn, "Boy, you are on your own. Don’t plead guilty and don’t give up any money and this matter will go to appeal and be thrown out after a lot of litigation." When I straightened up, I asked Anne Wells, by this time sitting on her bench, "By the way, if I don’t leave will I be arrested?" She said, "Yes, you will be arrested if you don’t leave." I then thanked her for her relative straight-forwardness, and left her illegal courtroom.
I stood outside the city hall for an hour waiting for Shawn. I answered questions from three people who wanted to know what was going on. I told them about the nature of the illegality of that pretend court. I gave my name and address to two people who asked for possible help. I talked to an old grade-school ex-enemy.
When Shawn came out, I asked him what had happened. Shawn said that the ‘judge’ was nervous, she knew him back when she was hired to do their divorce, but that had fallen through. Shawn hadn’t pled to anything, so she presumed a guilty plea and charged him $10 for something or another. I said that it was probably because she knew that if she had charged him something major, like $200, then there would have been an appeal from her ‘court.’ I asked Shawn if he was happy about his sentence. He said that he had brought $200 in his pocket but that he wanted it all over if it only cost $10. I said that I’d fight ZOG over a nickel, but that if he was happy then so was I. Shawn Deines has such a sweet disposition. I still feel somewhat ashamed about taking his children, my oldest grandchildren, from him back in 1999, but it had to be done. At only an 89 IQ, Shawn is only two IQ points dumber than ‘our’ Imperial Presidente, the Deserter-in-Thief, Killer of Jobs & Ragheads, George W.[higger] Bush. With all the money he saved, Shawn bought his kids, me and my 17-year-long fiancée Roxie Fausnaught a supper of hamburgers, fries and drinks, something far more useful than the only more marginally intelligent Deserter-In- Thief who lied us into Iraq and the rest of the Zionist neo- khans has ever done for myself or probably anyone else.
The judge who was elected this April was a weak man who knew little about the law, but had a spark of decency. His police consisted of some of his fellow soldiers sent off to Iraq. He knew that he would be sent and his police knew that they would be sent. So they stopped writing tickets that they wouldn’t be able to test-a-lie about. The January, February, March and April municipal court docket decreased to less than ten or fifteen of the less bogus cases. But now those police and that elected municipal judge are off trying to survive their year or so tour of duty in the Zionist Occupation Forces in Iraq. And that left plenty of spaces for exactly the sort of degenerate offal to be police officers in Granby for $8,000 salary and all they can steal as opposed to being police officers in Joplin for $28,000 plus all they can steal or in Neosho for $21,000 plus whatever they can steal. They ensured the municipal court’s profitability, if not legality, by dispensing with the mandated lawful election which might have ended their scam by instead illegally appointing an out- of-town crooked lawyer to run an unlawful corrupt municipal court.
Is it any wonder that the Granby police and city council and city lawyer and city ‘judge’ are scared and annoyed when I talk publicly about their iniquitous corruption and say that they and their families must all be exterminated as a matter both of eugenics and morality? What do you think will happen when the victims of the Granby system find out that they have been cheated out of groceries for the mouths of their children by an illegal ‘court’ set up for that purpose? That their rulers are inherently evil, that they are the spawn of Satan like Christ said that they were in John 8:44. That they cannot be changed or rehabilitated because their evil and degeneracy is congenital and genetic. I have talked to the common people and I ask them what should be done with people genetically programmed to do nothing but evil, and the dangers they pose when they and their kind are in power over us, living off of us, destroying us for no other reason than their perverted pleasures and greed? And they, confronted with that logic say, "They must be destroyed, root, trunk and branch. Nits make lice." And then I walk away happy because I have reprogrammed them, maybe, though it be so little, towards survival.
Summary: I am no friend of this regime. I helped found two militias back in 1994 and 1995 and in 1996 to 1997 I encouraged them to go back underground. They were rural militias run by Dual-Seedline Christian Identity fanatics like myself. Like it says in the FBI/ADL/SPLC "Project Meggiddo" from 1999, us Dual-Seedliners believe that the non- whites were created on the sixth day and that Adam was formed on the day after the seventh day, and that Satan seduced Eve and that was the original sin. That Eve gave birth to Cain and that Cain was the spawn of Satan and that Cain was the very first jew. That Cain slew Abel, the Son of [Adamic] Man, and that Cain intermarried with the non-whites and that there was only a local flood in Noah’s time to kill off the miscegenating whites. That the jews infest the Whites and that the White Man is Christian Israel. That this world belongs to Satan and Satan’s kids and that a Great Tribulation will kill off over 90% of the world. And then Christ will return and throw Satan in a pit and Satan’s kids, the jews, the police, the lawyers, and politicians and all of their families into a lake of fire.
I’ve run for U.S. Senate as a LibberToon and a Reformer and a Republican in 1998, and 2000 and 2002. Pat Buchanan denounced me for racism. I’ve advocated the violent overthrow of the U.S. government, which my kind calls ZOG or "The Beast." The Greenhaven Press printed my article called "The Right To Revolution -- A Defense of Terrorism" opposite Bill Clinton’s address at Oklahoma City in 1995 that "There is No Defense for Terrorism" in its "Terrorism Anthology." Around two-thirds of my article was lifted directly from Thomas Jefferson’s Declaration of Independence and Thomas Paine’s "Common Sense." My father was sent to prison for allegedly threatening to shoot a crooked South Dakota supreme court judge by the FBI, and insofar as I am concerned, murdered by placing him in a Texas state prison with a cage full of niggers and giving him a stroke that shortened his life. He lived only a week or two after his release from a federal prison. So I really do hate this regime and its minions.
The reason I have asked for this sit-down with the FBI is that regardless of whether or not any of your kind do anything about it, my side still wins. In the off chance that you actually do something about this matter, then you have hurt your own kind. If, as I expect that you will, do nothing, then you have proven again to my side’s satisfaction that this regime, this mighty Evil Empire, is hopelessly corrupt and that it must be and deserves to be utterly destroyed, both from within and from without.
Lawfully Submitted,
Martin `Mad Dog' Lindstedt
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