* * * * Tamara Millay * * * *LibberToon Candidate for U.S. Senate - Missery 1998
P.O. Box 37042
St Louis, MO 63141
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Kansas City Star's choice in the Libertarian Primary: Tamara Millay
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My name is Tamara Millay, a.k.a. Tamster-the-Hamster, and this election year I am running for U.S. Senate on the LibberToon ballot before we lose ballot access.
I am running against that bad, bad, bad Martin Lindstedt. Later I'll make an effort at running against the incumbent Republican Kit Bond, and most likely Democrat Jay Nixon, who is currently Missouri Attorney General. Candidates from the U.S. Taxpayers Party and the Reform Party have also filed. They will probably get a lot more votes than us LibberToons as well. Us LibberToons are going fifth with a bullet on the "B" side of life.
So please, please, please, vote for me, Tamster-the-Hamster, before it is too late! I don't want to paste in my scrapbook that I got whipped by that racist Nazi Martin Lindstedt, who I helped have arrested for trespassing for wanting to videotape us LibberToons kicking him out of the LibberToon Party on April 20, 1998. The things that madman said about us LibberToons! Suing us for civil rights violations!! When we are the 'Party of Principle' and 'Defenders of Freedom' no less!!! Bad, Bad, Bad, Martin Lindstedt!!!!
So don't listen to anything you read on this page! Quick, go to the Official LibberToon WWW Page, wherein is my hagiography. Click
OK, so I imagine that you are now on to me. Shit. For purposes of further fooling other suckers, could you drop me a line as to when you figured me out?
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